Diamond star halo

Hello world!

Today is the first day of my life. Who knows what the future holds for me. I hope one day to have a beautiful wife and two gorgeous daughters. Perhaps I might get into music and television and develop a healthy dose of cynicism.

Anyway, for now, I'm just going to lie on my back and cry and shit myself (I can't really do anything else at this point). Because I'm feeling so very lazy, have a look at this YouTube embed of the current No.1 (trust me, this sort of stuff will be everywhere in thirty-six years time)! Ta-ta!